"I know, it's a small apartment but its nice. They said 'ocean view' in the ad for it." Points out the large double windows on one side of the wall. "You can see it, but only if you stand up and look wayyyyy out there."

*realizes this could get awkward fast with just him and her and decides to leave the door open so it doesn't get claustrophobic or anything*

"Help yourself to the food, that's what it's there for."
*Points at some old school gun controllers for nintendo sitting under the tv* "Ever play Duck Hunt?"