"Look, um," Chuck began, looking around a bit, hoping to see some way out of this. C'mon...flash. Do...something. Disarm bad guy skill...thing? Please?

When nothing happened, he continued, "I-I'm sure there's others out there. Maybe tr-try eBay?"

Their captor looked less than amused at Chuck's suggestion. "I need that one," he grunted. Chuck looked at Jackie and then back to their captor. "We...don't have it with us."

That provoked the obvious follow up question, "Then where is it?!"