Funny only when it's not happening to you

[psychette]

The blender was chugging away against a particularily large banana. Jackie gave the machine a thump, "Behave now. You've still got four more fruits to go." It seemed to oblige and finished pureeing smartly as always.

Jackie had her hands all sticky already from hacking into a pineapple on her cutting board. The burgers Phoenix was bringing...and the other ~little thing~. Jackie's smug grin knew no bounds.

This was gonna be fun.

ooc: Phoenix and Shawn, you guys show up when you want, mun has to go to work right now so I'll tag back laters.

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[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

It's probably a little impolite, but he has freshly ground steakburgers. So Phoenix materialises straight into Jackie's kitchen with a grin. And said burgers.

And a bottle of rum. 'Cause you never know.

"Hey, sweetheart." And on seeing the pineapple partly in bits... "You need a chopper." And he's holding a hugely oversized kitchen knife in his hand, showing off.